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Stupid Stinky Gerbil

I am a beautiful and wonderful cat, No other animal compares to me. Everyone in my house knows that. It’s so clear to see. Other animals wish they were me. I am the queen of this kingdom And I vanquish all my foes, The rodents that used to trespass my domain Are all dead and gone, as everyone knows. And now what I say goes. I get all the attention I get all the catnip and treats I get all the pets and scratches I get all the best spots on cozy seats. I get everything, my life’s complete. But one day, while I dream away Laying in a warm sun spot An enemy invades my kingdom. I wake up and see what the humans brought. I am disgusted by what they bought. The humans call it an “adorable gerbil.” But it’s obviously a rodent, can’t you see? Rodents are our sworn enemy. What is this insanity? What have you humans done to me? Now those silly children who used to serve me Try playing Wordle with the stupid gerbil. Those children would be better off Playing Wordle with a silly turtle Not a stupid...

100 Dialogue Prompts


Need some dialogue prompts for your next story? Here are one-hundred random dialogue prompts to choose from!

1. “Chaos is the only thing that makes me feel alive.”

2. “It wasn’t supposed to hurt.”

3. “I can fix this!”

4. “I always make things worse.”

5. “Since when were you so depressed?”

6. “I can’t move.”

7. “I don’t have it in me to say no.”

8. “You can’t give up now. Not when you’re so close.”

9. “Your lack of reading comprehension is pathetic.”

10. “Is there anything left to live for?”

11. “I’ve had enough of this nonsense! I’ll do this myself!”

12. “Nothing surprises me anymore, including your stupidity.”

13. “You say you hate me, but you don’t mean it.”

14. “You want my advice? Leave, before everyone gets hurt.”

15. “I’ll have the money soon, just give me more time.”

16. “I’ve seen one red flag too many.”

17. “He didn’t do it, did he?”

18. “I know I should be angry, but I’m too confused.”

19. “I can’t give you a safety net, but I can give you some sound advice.”

20. “If they show you who they are the first time, believe them. If you don’t, then I don’t know what else to tell you.”

21. “I can’t understand a word you’re saying.”

22. “You go one way, and I’ll go the other.”

23. “No one believes us! They probably never will!”

24. “We lost everything because of you!”

25. “What do you want now? Haven’t you taken enough?”

26. “I knew you were still alive, but I was hoping I wouldn’t see you so soon.”

27. “I despise kites.”

28. “I hate people, but I hate aliens more.”

29. “Let’s settle this outside, at dawn.”

30. “I know what I must do, but I can’t do it alone.”

31. “Before you say anything else, I’m in.”

32. “Why are you laughing? This isn’t funny!”

33. “I’m not going down without a fight.”

34. “Give it to me, or I’ll take it by force.”

35. “My goldfish died.”

36. “My house! It’s gone!”

37. “Do you want us to die?!”

38. “I knew you were behind all this!”

39. “Your troublesome behavior indicates a troubled past I’m not aware of.”

40. “You hate me. Just admit it already.”

41. “I wish those crows would stop staring at us.”

42. “I have my knife. We can take them.”

43. “Be afraid.”

44. “We’re not getting out of this alive, are we?”

45. “How can I have peace and quiet when you guys refuse to shut up?!”

46. “How on earth did you get banned from all the grocery stores?”

47. “I broke so many rules, I can’t keep up with what chaos I’ve caused.”

48. “It’s too quiet in here, so I’m making a ruckus!”

49. “You’re the worst singer I’ve ever heard.”

50. “I know I can be mean sometimes, but it’s for the betterment of society.”

51. “I don’t love you or hate you. I simply tolerate you.”

52. “You and I are the same, albeit in different ways.”

53. “When I’m done, everyone will rue the day they were born.

54. “Am I the only one who knows this is a horrible idea?”

55. “‘Fake it till you make it,’ they said. ‘Everything will be fine,’ they said.”

56. “If we die today, I just wanted to let you know that I never liked you.”

57. “We can’t defeat them! They’re too strong!”

58. “The city…it’s ruined.”

59. “Why is there smoke over there?”

60. “I swear that statue moved.”

61. “When is everyone going to come to their senses and listen to me?!”

62. “I know you’re here. You can stop hiding.”

63. “The egg is hatching! What are we going to do?!”

64. “Help me out, help me out, help me out!”

65. “I cannot stress enough how important this is, so I won’t waste time attempting to. I just need you to trust me.”

66. “I didn’t think you’d make it.”

67. “Take this scroll, and get out of here!”

68. “See that building? That’s a school. You should go back there to learn something.”

69. “You know nothing about me. Absolutely nothing.”

70. “This can’t be happening.”

71. “My dog’s got the scent. Follow him!”

72. “If I can’t have what I want, then neither can you!”

73. “You need to get a grip, before you lose hold of reality.”

74. “Just tell me the truth. I won’t be angry.”

75. “Why is the pie moving?”

76. “You don’t understand, I need this.”

77. “Don’t tell me you gambled your money away.”

78. “Using bigger words doesn’t automatically make you a genius.”

79. “I don’t know who you are, but I know what will happen if you don’t get out of my way.”

80. “Don’t laugh, but I want to fingerpaint.”

81. “How did you know that would happen?”

82. “You’re in debt again?”

83. “Stop the car!”

84. “What are you doing?! Get off the tracks!”

85. “It’s following us! Run faster!”

86. “I hope I’m adopted.”

87. “My gun is missing. Where is it?”

88. “Is that a spaceship?”

89. “I know I’m beautiful, but you don’t have to stare at me.”

90. “I need you to visualize the possibilities.”

91. “Step aside, peasants! I have a party to go to.”

92. “The forest is dangerous. No one should go in there.”

93. “If anyone has a problem with me, they can chat with my dog.”

94. “Life isn’t fair, but neither am I.”

95. “I can’t stand to be in the company of snobs.”

96. “He was arrested for tax fraud, you know.”

97. “Don’t tell me our teacher went on another adventure. How are we supposed to learn anything in this class?!”

98. “Why is everyone looking at us funny?”

99. “Don’t be frightened, my pet only hurts my enemies.”

100. “I love being right, even to my own detriment.”

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