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I have my reasons For not doing things I have to do. They are all extremely good reasons. I promise that this is true! I will present you with a few examples Just so you don’t scoff at me. When I explain, everything will become clear. Just wait and see! The reason I have yet to reschedule My next dentist appointment Is that I had to run to the potion shop And buy some dragon-burn ointment. The reason I have yet to read All the books that I bought last week Is that I had to go to the Mystic Mountain And climb up to its very peak. The reason I have yet to write That book I’ve been meaning to publish Is that I had to help negotiate peace Between the Unicorn Sharks and the Blubfish. The reason I have yet to study For my Historical History exam Is that I was ordered by the Fairy Queen To make tons of Magic Mooseberry Jam. The reason I have yet to report My findings on the Great Ruins of Pizzazz Is that I had to confront these bumbling bumblebees And teach them the proper way to play jazz. T...

The Frog with the Umbrella


On a rainy, foggy day, I saw a frog

With a raincoat and umbrella.

She was at the bus stop,

Claiming she was visiting Cinderella.


“She’s getting married this week,

To a very handsome prince.

I hear he’s a nice fellow.

His name is Quince.”


“That’s very nice,” I said,

Though I was a little confused.

“But how did you meet Cinderella?”

The frog looked a little amused.


“When her stepmother was very cruel,

Cinderella cried at the wishing well.

I comforted her when I saw her,

For by the well is where I dwell.


“And right when I was comforting her

The fairy godmother came.

And as many people already know

Cinderella’s life was never the same.”


“Then what brought you here to Tennessee?”

I asked, even more perplexed than ever.

“I came to visit some other friends,” she said,

“Look, see, we took a picture together.”


In the photo she was smiling

Alongside frogs and mice,

All wearing dresses and bonnets.

They all looked quite nice.


“That’s lovely,” I said.

But one thing I found upsetting

Was that I had no idea how the frog

Would get to Cinderella’s wedding.


However, I quickly got an answer

For here came a pumpkin carriage!

The frog leapt inside with glee. 

“Farewell! I’m off to witness the marriage!”


I waved farewell to the frog

And the carriage vanished into the fog.

“Did I hallucinate the whole talk

With the strange talking frog?”


I looked down at the ground

And behold, a tiny umbrella!

I picked it up and smiled.

Perhaps she’ll get a new one from Cinderella.

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