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The Squirrel and the Dragon: A Fantasy Short Story

Once upon a time, in a little cottage atop a tall tree in a little forest, there lived a little squirrel named Chestnut. Every morning, Chestnut loved to take her little basket and go on nature walks to collect little colorful flowers in the meadows. She would make bouquets and flower wreaths and sell them at the market square. But one day, when Chestnut went on a walk to collect more flowers, she found a big black hill blocking her way. The big black hill was very strange, because instead of being covered with green grass, it was covered in black scales that shimmered in the sunlight. Another strange thing about the big black hill was that it moved up and down, almost as if it were breathing. “I don’t know how this strange hill got here,” Chestnut said to herself. “But I’ll just climb over it.” Chestnut clambered up the big black hill. It was a little difficult, since it kept moving up and down, but thanks to her determination, Chestnut managed to reach the very top. “I did it!” Chest...

To Be Honest with You

To be honest with you

I’ve never watched “The One Down the Block.”

I only said I did so no one would say, 

“Have you been living under a rock?!”


To be honest with you

I never finished reading “Little Clementine.”

I only said I did so no one would say,

“You uncultured swine!”


To be honest with you

I love pineapple on my pizza.

I only said I didn’t so no one would shame me

When we were all at that pizzeria.


To be honest with you

I will never, ever marry.

I only said I would so no one would say,

“You’ll die alone if you tarry.”


To be honest with you

I lie more than I’d care to admit.

I suppose it’s out of self-preservation

For the truth would make others have a fit.

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