50 Villain Dialogue Prompts

Need some ideas for writing your villains? Here are fifty villain dialogue prompts for you to use!

1. “Look, we both know only one of us is getting out of here alive. So why don’t you make this easier for the both of us and drop that silly weapon.”

2. “You know what’s funny? You rebel leaders always make the same rallying speech, and your skirmishes always end the same way; in defeat.”

3. “I suppose you want me to apologize. Fine. I’m sorry you’re an idiot.”

4. “Aw, isn’t that cute. You’ve come to save your friends. You’re too late, buddy.”

5. “It’s a shame we’re not on the same side. We would have been great friends.”

6. “You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet. You of all people should know that.”

7. “Now, now, don’t get so uptight. I’m going to hurt them…yet.”

8. “I used to have friends when I was your age. I kinda miss them. Maybe I should have let a few of them live.”

9. “Dang. I’ve been so focused on capturing you guys to lure your friend here and kill him, I didn’t even think about what to do with you peasants afterwards.”

10. “Since it’s your birthday, I’m going to be generous. As a birthday present, I’m going to allow you to choose your means of death.”

11. “I warned you not to get on my bad side.”

12. “Surrender now, and maybe I’ll let you live.”

13. “I’m going to give you a head start, for old time’s sake.”

14. “The old you would have stopped at nothing to save your friends. Glad to see you’ve had some personal growth.”

15. “I’m only going to tell you once; get out of my way.”

16. “We can do this the easy way or we could do it your way. I suggest you choose wisely.”

17. “Please, I wouldn’t dream of killing you. You’re much too useful.”

18. “I can’t seem to decide what irks me more; you or your dumb companion.”

19. “If you weren’t so compassionate all the time, you’d accomplish your dreams much faster.”

20. “Is that your friend? Perfect! We can sacrifice him to get what we need.”

21. “I fail to see how someone’s feelings are my responsibility. It’s not my fault they were dumb enough to believe me.”

22. “You disgust me, and that’s saying something.”

23. “This wasn’t my doing! I may have killed your friends, your family, and your dog, but even I have my standards.”

24. “I killed him. And before you ask, no, it wasn’t an accident.”

25. “The knife slipped from my hands and the poor fool died. That’s all I can say.”

26. “I’m sorry about your family. Pity they got in my way.”

27. “A part of me wishes I could feel sorry for you, but the fact is, I don’t.”

28. “You have a wonderful family. It would be a shame if something happened to them.”

29. “I can’t get away with murder, but I can get away with killing her reputation.”

30. “He’s going to be a problem. Finally! I’ve been dying for a new challenge.”

31. “I don’t like you, and you don’t like me. That’s something we can agree on.”

32. “If you’re not my friend, that doesn’t necessarily make you my enemy. But that could change if you’re not careful.”

33. “I think you’re a tolerable person. For your safety, please don’t do anything that would prove me wrong.”

34. “For a person who hates gambling, you sure like to bet your life.”

35. “I never thought I would say this, but I think I’ve made a friend.”

36. “This town isn’t big enough for the two of us, so I suggest you leave.”

37. “If I wasn’t your friend, I wouldn’t be saying this, but you’re very gullible.”

38. “I know it’s a lot, but I’m only asking you to do this because you’re the only one I can trust.”

39. “You’re the most reliable person I know. Which is why I need you to tie up a few loose ends for me.”

40. “Sure I’ll help you..but you have to do something for me first.”

41. “Give me five good reasons why I should let you live.”

42. “I’ve lost count of how many times you’ve tried to beat me.”

43. “You annoy me. Immensely.”

44. “Your black and white thinking used to amuse me, but now it’s getting old.”

45. “I’m looking for a new employee to work for my, um…charity. You fit all the job requirements perfectly.”

46. “For a person who makes constant speeches about friendship, you sure have a bad habit of losing your companions.”

47. “Everyone must face the consequences for their actions, and you must face the consequences for crossing me.”

48. “Did you really think I wouldn’t notice your little charade?”

49. “You may have won the battle, but you lost the war.”

50. “You can’t have your cake and eat it too. But I can.”