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My brother’s like a broken record.  He tells me about how we used to bike around the neighborhood pretending we were race car drivers, and how we’d gained multiple knee scrapes from turning the curb too fast. He’ll tell me this story twice, thrice, or even four times in a row, and laugh about the good ol’ days. I laugh with him, because though he doesn’t remember that he’s already told me this story for the fourth time in a row, he does remember the fun we had. My brother’s like a broken record, but I don’t mind one bit.
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I Hate Strawberries



I hate strawberries.

They’re too sweet. Also, upside-down strawberries look like tear drops, which is depressing! I could be having a perfectly wonderful day, but as soon as I see a single strawberry, I remember I was crying days before.

As if that weren’t bad enough, they have seeds on the outside. No respectable fruit has seeds on the outside that get stuck in your teeth!

Furthermore, strawberries are as red as a stop sign, which obviously means they’re not meant for consumption. Snowberries, on the other hand, are perfect for a sophisticated Woodland Sprite like me. Want some, mortal?

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