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Why Did You Eat the Chocolate?

Why did you eat the chocolate That had a label saying “Do Not Eat?!” It wasn’t filled with jam or caramel But magic mongoose meat! I know the chocolate’s sweet taste Sent you over the moon, But that chocolate is only safe For fairies and gnomes to consume. Do you have any idea What magic mongoose meat can do? Of course you don’t, silly head So I’ll go ahead and tell you. Within the next few minutes You’ll be feeling pretty happy But then you’ll be angry And suddenly you’ll feel sappy. Once the mood swings are over Your skin will turn blue Like that girl in Willy Wonka Only yours will be a darker hue! Then you’ll sprout wings And you’ll be able to fly But if you fly for over a minute You’ll fall from the air and die! If you live, you’ll start to smell Like the sweetest vanilla perfume Only to later smell like hot garbage Which will attract loads of raccoons! Once the stench dissipates You’ll sing so well, many will swoon But soon you’ll get a sore throat That makes you sound like a babo...

50 Suspenseful Dialogue Prompts


Do you want some suspenseful dialogue prompts for your next story? Here are fifty prompts you can try.

1. “You shouldn’t have come here.”

2. “Of course you would bring a water gun to a gunfight. We are so dead.”

3. “We’re being watched. Follow me.”

4. “Put the knife down, buddy.”

5. “Why is there red paint on the floor?”

6. “Yuck! Smells like something died in–oh.”

7. “Um, guys, where did the snake go?”

8. “Those buzzards are hovering over us as if we’re their next meal.”

9. “That statue looks kinda like the guy that went missing, doesn’t it?”

10. “This library stinks! Literally. All the books smell like rotting carcasses!”

11. “It’s coming. Hide!”

12. “You must leave, now! It isn’t safe!”

13. “Those candy eyes look a bit too real for consumption.”

14. “What are all the paintings gawking at us for?”

15. “Did–did that fireplace just ignite by itself?”

16. “Your hands are so cold. What happened?”

17. “That’s strange. I don’t remember that house being there before.”

18. “Gee, you okay? You look as pale as a ghost.”

19. “Where did your shadow go?”

20. “You’re lying to me.”

21. “What are you hiding behind your back?”

22. “What’s that ooze coming out of the ground?”

23. “I called her ten times, and she hasn’t picked up the phone!”

24. “He should’ve been back by now.”

25. “Did you hear that?”

26. “Okay, don’t panic, but there’s a monster in the closet.”

27. “Ah, it never fails. Just when I need my weapon, I forget it at home.”

28. “I think we’re going to need more guns to solve this problem.”

29. “Violence isn’t the answer, it’s a question. And the answer would be yes if I had a weapon handy.”

30. “Look, I know I’m bad at math, but the odds of us surviving this are ten to one. Or was it one to ten?”

31. “Correct me if I’m wrong, but weren’t there ten zombies? We only killed nine.”

32. “I didn’t think the plague would affect the plants too!”

33. “On my mark, we make a run for it.”

34. “Stop breathing so loud, they might hear you.”

35. “There’s something in the water! Kill it!”

36. “Where did she go? She was right behind me! Where is she?!”

37. “Would everyone stop panicking already so I can think straight?! And what is that growling noise?”

38. “Why do you have quicklime?”

39. “Do you always bring poison to fancy balls?”

40. “I found your cat. Unfortunately, something found it before me.”

41. “I have bad news and good news. Bad news is he’s dead. Good news is that he died quickly.”

42. “If we don’t finish this now, it’s over.”

43. “I can’t hold them back for much longer! Hurry!”

44. “That door wasn’t there before.”

45. “These are some huge claw marks. Lets hope we don’t meet the beast that made ‘em.”

46. “I knew he’d stab me in the back, but I didn’t think he’d do it in the literal sense.”

47. “Something’s off, and it’s not just the lights.”

48. “You’re bleeding! Wait, I’m bleeding? We’re both bleeding!”

49. “Oh, come on guys. There’s no quicksand around these parts—why are we sinking?”

50. “Is it cake? Let’s cut it and see—oh, no, it was a real creature!”

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