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Two Old Women: Book Review

One day, I was browsing the bookshelves of my local library looking for something interesting to read. There’s one particular shelf in an adult section of the library that I like to browse all the time, and it’s one that has books of myth, folklore, and fairytales . I eventually found a book that I had never heard of or read before; Two Old Women . Two Old Women is a book written by Velma Wallis . It is an Alaskan legend of the Gwich’in people that Wallis’s mother told her after they had finished collecting firewood (p. xi). According to Wallis, her mother had told her this story because of an earlier conversation they had while collecting firewood (p. X.) Wallis was amazed by the fact that her mother still collected her own firewood despite being in her early fifties, and despite the work being physically difficult for her (p. xii) According to Wallis, the elders amongst her people would work until they couldn’t move or until they died (p. xii). After talking about these things, her ...

I Do Not Sell Love Potions



I do not sell love potions

Because they always cause trouble.

I’ve seen too many nincompoops

Use them foolishly on the double.


I’ve seen too many wistful idiots

Put the potion in their crush’s drink

Only for them to break up with them later,

Causing their bewitched ex’s heart to sink.


I’ve seen too many hormonal teenagers

Put the potion in their school crush’s food

Only for them to be overwhelmed

By their crush’s lovey-dovey mood.


I’ve seen too many morons

Use the love potion in their sadness

Only to complain they’re partner’s too clingy

And it has driven them to madness.


I’ve seen too many selfish people

Use it to try to win the heart

Of someone who was already engaged

And break the poor couple apart.


I’ve seen too many a lonely woman

Give a love potion to her victim

Only to cry about being stalked

And regretting she ever picked him.


I’ve seen too many a lonely man

Give a love potion to a young lady

Only to cry about her controlling behavior,

Which he says is driving him crazy.


I’ve seen too many fools

Who had the Valentine’s Day blues

Get arrested for food tampering

And have their mugshots on the news.


I do not sell love potions.

Using them is dangerous, selfish, and vile.

If you want trouble, get it elsewhere.

I’m sure it’ll be worth your while.

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