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I Do Not Sell Love Potions
I do not sell love potions
Because they always cause trouble.
I’ve seen too many nincompoops
Use them foolishly on the double.
I’ve seen too many wistful idiots
Put the potion in their crush’s drink
Only for them to break up with them later,
Causing their bewitched ex’s heart to sink.
I’ve seen too many hormonal teenagers
Put the potion in their school crush’s food
Only for them to be overwhelmed
By their crush’s lovey-dovey mood.
I’ve seen too many morons
Use the love potion in their sadness
Only to complain they’re partner’s too clingy
And it has driven them to madness.
I’ve seen too many selfish people
Use it to try to win the heart
Of someone who was already engaged
And break the poor couple apart.
I’ve seen too many a lonely woman
Give a love potion to her victim
Only to cry about being stalked
And regretting she ever picked him.
I’ve seen too many a lonely man
Give a love potion to a young lady
Only to cry about her controlling behavior,
Which he says is driving him crazy.
I’ve seen too many fools
Who had the Valentine’s Day blues
Get arrested for food tampering
And have their mugshots on the news.
I do not sell love potions.
Using them is dangerous, selfish, and vile.
If you want trouble, get it elsewhere.
I’m sure it’ll be worth your while.
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