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Stupid Stinky Gerbil

I am a beautiful and wonderful cat, No other animal compares to me. Everyone in my house knows that. It’s so clear to see. Other animals wish they were me. I am the queen of this kingdom And I vanquish all my foes, The rodents that used to trespass my domain Are all dead and gone, as everyone knows. And now what I say goes. I get all the attention I get all the catnip and treats I get all the pets and scratches I get all the best spots on cozy seats. I get everything, my life’s complete. But one day, while I dream away Laying in a warm sun spot An enemy invades my kingdom. I wake up and see what the humans brought. I am disgusted by what they bought. The humans call it an “adorable gerbil.” But it’s obviously a rodent, can’t you see? Rodents are our sworn enemy. What is this insanity? What have you humans done to me? Now those silly children who used to serve me Try playing Wordle with the stupid gerbil. Those children would be better off Playing Wordle with a silly turtle Not a stupid...

Walking to Work

Walking to work all alone

With the cool breeze in my face

I hear squirrels skittering down trees

Scraping the bark and knocking down leaves.


I hear birds singing above me.

Perhaps they can speak to the squirrels, I think.

Perhaps they know the squirrels language

And they talk of urgent business to them.


Golden and brown leaves litter

The pale gray sidewalk I walk on.

The leaves sometimes clack, click,

As they tumble in the gentle wind.


As I draw nearer to my destination

I see a small green field

Where the pixies, disguised as dragonflies,

Dance around in the sunlight.


Walking back from work I feel

The heat of the sun baking me

I take brief stops in the trees’ shade

And then continue walking.


When I make back to my small abode

I finally pick up a book and relax

For the stresses of work can now die peacefully

As the fairytale I read comes alive.

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