Caimille Wolf

I have my reasons For not doing things I have to do. They are all extremely good reasons. I promise that this is true! I will present you with a few examples Just so you don’t scoff at me. When I explain, everything will become clear. Just wait and see! The reason I have yet to reschedule My next dentist appointment Is that I had to run to the potion shop And buy some dragon-burn ointment. The reason I have yet to read All the books that I bought last week Is that I had to go to the Mystic Mountain And climb up to its very peak. The reason I have yet to write That book I’ve been meaning to publish Is that I had to help negotiate peace Between the Unicorn Sharks and the Blubfish. The reason I have yet to study For my Historical History exam Is that I was ordered by the Fairy Queen To make tons of Magic Mooseberry Jam. The reason I have yet to report My findings on the Great Ruins of Pizzazz Is that I had to confront these bumbling bumblebees And teach them the proper way to play jazz. T...