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I Have a Bad Sneeze

I have a bad sneeze It won’t go away. I have it every hour, I have it every day. I sneeze so loud The ground trembles and shakes. I sneeze so loud People think there are earthquakes. I sneeze so loud, People think I’m ill. They say “Take more vitamins Either gummies or pills.” Though I sneeze so loud The doctors would always say “You are perfectly healthy. Over time it will go away.” But that was a two years ago And my sneeze is still here I wait for the day it stops But it might not, I fear. I told one of my close friends About my horrible plight. He said, “I have an idea; Go see the woodland sprite.” “She might be able to help you, Get rid of that silly sneeze. Just go to the Frolicking Forest, From there, the cure will be a breeze.” I thought the whole thing silly. Surely he wasn’t serious. A woodland sprite in the forest? Surely, my friend was delirious! But my friend wasn’t joking, And said it was what I had to do. So I went to the Frolicking Forest To see if his advice was true. ...

Mr. Farmer and the Sea Serpent

A boy was eating

Peppermint sticks

On the shore

Of the Sea of Nix.


He went merrily

On his way

Until a Sea Serpent

Came that very day.


It said, “Give me that candy

Or I’ll eat you instead.”

And the lad did so

Lest he become dead.


“Come back and

Give me more tomorrow.”

The lad ran off

In fear and sorrow.


The poor lad

Ran up the hill

To Mr. Farmer’s

Little mill.


He told him that

The Sea Serpent

Had eaten all

His peppermint.


“Mr. Farmer,

what shall we do?

The Sea Serpent

Will come back soon.”


Mr. Farmer said,

“Do not fear,

Give me fresh water

And my lyre.”


The little boy

Did as he was told,

And the man set off

Though he was old.


Mr. Farmer

Went to the sea

And played a tune,

A good sea shanty.


Up came the Serpent

From the sea

“I thought I heard

A good sea shanty.”


Mr. Farmer smiled

“‘Tis my lyre I play.

But I think I shall stop

For the day.”


“Don’t stop playing

I love the song.

I could listen

All day long.”


“Fine, but first

Please oblige me

And drink this jug

Of delicious tea.”


The Serpent drank

The fresh water

And began to feel

Hotter and hotter.


His skin grew dry

And very pale

He went back into the sea

For he felt unwell.


He was ill

For many a day

And from then on

He stayed away.


Mr. Farmer

Received joyous praise,

And the town lived peacefully

All their days.

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