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Stupid Stinky Gerbil

I am a beautiful and wonderful cat, No other animal compares to me. Everyone in my house knows that. It’s so clear to see. Other animals wish they were me. I am the queen of this kingdom And I vanquish all my foes, The rodents that used to trespass my domain Are all dead and gone, as everyone knows. And now what I say goes. I get all the attention I get all the catnip and treats I get all the pets and scratches I get all the best spots on cozy seats. I get everything, my life’s complete. But one day, while I dream away Laying in a warm sun spot An enemy invades my kingdom. I wake up and see what the humans brought. I am disgusted by what they bought. The humans call it an “adorable gerbil.” But it’s obviously a rodent, can’t you see? Rodents are our sworn enemy. What is this insanity? What have you humans done to me? Now those silly children who used to serve me Try playing Wordle with the stupid gerbil. Those children would be better off Playing Wordle with a silly turtle Not a stupid...

The Crow and the Star


A crow flew over a park

Looking for a shiny penny.

He searched and searched all day long

But he couldn’t find any.


Disappointed and distressed, 

He started to head back to his nest.

But something glittered on the ground

Filling him with zest.


He flew down to the light

And saw it was a star.

“It’s light is beautiful,” Crow said.

“What a beautiful star you are.”


The crow took the star 

And flew it to his nest.

“I shall keep this star hidden forever.

I shall keep it from all the rest.”


He kept the star in his nest.

He kept it to himself.

The star’s light was brilliant,

But he showed no one else.


As the days went on,

Crow’s happiness waned.

“The star is bright, 

But its brightness is in vain.


“The light is meant to shine

For more people than one.

I must show it not only to someone,

But to everyone.”


The crow picked up the star,

When it was dark at night.

He spread his wings 

And took off in flight.


He flew higher and higher

As high as he could be.

He placed the star in the sky

“Shine for all to see.”


The star shone bright

Brighter than ever before

Crow was very happy.

“The whole world will see it more.”

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