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Stupid Stinky Gerbil

I am a beautiful and wonderful cat, No other animal compares to me. Everyone in my house knows that. It’s so clear to see. Other animals wish they were me. I am the queen of this kingdom And I vanquish all my foes, The rodents that used to trespass my domain Are all dead and gone, as everyone knows. And now what I say goes. I get all the attention I get all the catnip and treats I get all the pets and scratches I get all the best spots on cozy seats. I get everything, my life’s complete. But one day, while I dream away Laying in a warm sun spot An enemy invades my kingdom. I wake up and see what the humans brought. I am disgusted by what they bought. The humans call it an “adorable gerbil.” But it’s obviously a rodent, can’t you see? Rodents are our sworn enemy. What is this insanity? What have you humans done to me? Now those silly children who used to serve me Try playing Wordle with the stupid gerbil. Those children would be better off Playing Wordle with a silly turtle Not a stupid...
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I Left My Coat in a Tree

I left my coat

Hanging on a tree.

A few days later

What do I see?


A small bird nest

In my small coat hood.

In that nest were eggs,

And I thought that was good.


A few days later

What do I see?

Three or four hatchlings

In my coat in the tree.


A couple of days later

A storm came along.

I found my coat on the ground

And the hatchlings were gone.


I left my coat

Hanging on a tree.

I hope the chicks flew away

And are happy and free.

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