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Perhaps I’m an Alien

Sometimes I feel like a weirdo Everywhere I go. I wonder about social norms Like when should I say hello Or when should I ignore someone And keep going on my way? Or how do I end a conversation Before walking away? If I say hello and no one hears, That is a little awkward for me. If I don’t say hello and the other person does That makes me worry. What if the other person thinks That I think poorly of them Because instead of saying hello I decided to ignore them? When someone says “Thank you,” What should I say? Do I say, “No problem,”  Or “My pleasure, have a good day?” I think the latter is the most pleasant But when I say “No problem,” by accident I think, “Now they think I was annoyed by them And that their presence was inconvenient.” Perhaps I am an alien Who somehow got left behind By the other aliens, and as a result  I’m struggling with the customs of mankind. I’d like to think I’m a fairy Forced to live amongst the human race. But I’m most likely a silly, lost alien Wh...

Catch the Turkeys


Catch the turkeys,

Before they get away!

We need to cook them

For Thanksgiving day!


Get your nets,

Grab your rifles

If we hurry now

We can catch them without trifles.


Hide in the bushes

Hide behind the trees

If we get the jump on them

We can catch them with ease.


Stay very quiet

Don’t make a sound.

The turkeys are getting closer,

They’re coming around.


Get your nets ready

And your rifles too.

On the count of three, now.

One, two–


Bang! Great job!

You got ‘em!

Now get your sacks

And let’s all bag them!


It will be great to show off

The fat turkeys we’re bringing.

Let’s have a delicious dinner

And a Happy Thanksgiving!

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