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I have my reasons For not doing things I have to do. They are all extremely good reasons. I promise that this is true! I will present you with a few examples Just so you don’t scoff at me. When I explain, everything will become clear. Just wait and see! The reason I have yet to reschedule My next dentist appointment Is that I had to run to the potion shop And buy some dragon-burn ointment. The reason I have yet to read All the books that I bought last week Is that I had to go to the Mystic Mountain And climb up to its very peak. The reason I have yet to write That book I’ve been meaning to publish Is that I had to help negotiate peace Between the Unicorn Sharks and the Blubfish. The reason I have yet to study For my Historical History exam Is that I was ordered by the Fairy Queen To make tons of Magic Mooseberry Jam. The reason I have yet to report My findings on the Great Ruins of Pizzazz Is that I had to confront these bumbling bumblebees And teach them the proper way to play jazz. T...
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Catch the Turkeys


Catch the turkeys,

Before they get away!

We need to cook them

For Thanksgiving day!


Get your nets,

Grab your rifles

If we hurry now

We can catch them without trifles.


Hide in the bushes

Hide behind the trees

If we get the jump on them

We can catch them with ease.


Stay very quiet

Don’t make a sound.

The turkeys are getting closer,

They’re coming around.


Get your nets ready

And your rifles too.

On the count of three, now.

One, two–


Bang! Great job!

You got ‘em!

Now get your sacks

And let’s all bag them!


It will be great to show off

The fat turkeys we’re bringing.

Let’s have a delicious dinner

And a Happy Thanksgiving!

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