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Stupid Stinky Gerbil

I am a beautiful and wonderful cat, No other animal compares to me. Everyone in my house knows that. It’s so clear to see. Other animals wish they were me. I am the queen of this kingdom And I vanquish all my foes, The rodents that used to trespass my domain Are all dead and gone, as everyone knows. And now what I say goes. I get all the attention I get all the catnip and treats I get all the pets and scratches I get all the best spots on cozy seats. I get everything, my life’s complete. But one day, while I dream away Laying in a warm sun spot An enemy invades my kingdom. I wake up and see what the humans brought. I am disgusted by what they bought. The humans call it an “adorable gerbil.” But it’s obviously a rodent, can’t you see? Rodents are our sworn enemy. What is this insanity? What have you humans done to me? Now those silly children who used to serve me Try playing Wordle with the stupid gerbil. Those children would be better off Playing Wordle with a silly turtle Not a stupid...

My Yellow Baseball Cap


My yellow baseball cap

With the bumblebee on the front

Is my favorite baseball cap

To wear while I’m out and about.


It’s nice to wear out

On warm sunny days

So I don’t become blinded

By the sun’s bright rays.


It’s nice to wear my cap

With my light brown pants

Along with a green shirt;

Yellow goes great with colors like that.


It’s nice to hold onto my cap

So that my it won’t blow away in the wind

While I’m sitting in the backseat

With the car’s windows rolled down.


My yellow baseball cap

With the bumblebee on the front

Is my favorite baseball cap

But it’s also my only one.

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