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Stupid Stinky Gerbil

I am a beautiful and wonderful cat, No other animal compares to me. Everyone in my house knows that. It’s so clear to see. Other animals wish they were me. I am the queen of this kingdom And I vanquish all my foes, The rodents that used to trespass my domain Are all dead and gone, as everyone knows. And now what I say goes. I get all the attention I get all the catnip and treats I get all the pets and scratches I get all the best spots on cozy seats. I get everything, my life’s complete. But one day, while I dream away Laying in a warm sun spot An enemy invades my kingdom. I wake up and see what the humans brought. I am disgusted by what they bought. The humans call it an “adorable gerbil.” But it’s obviously a rodent, can’t you see? Rodents are our sworn enemy. What is this insanity? What have you humans done to me? Now those silly children who used to serve me Try playing Wordle with the stupid gerbil. Those children would be better off Playing Wordle with a silly turtle Not a stupid...

Samantha's Gift

Some hear trees rustling, rivers gurgling, or the dry earth crunching.

Others don’t hear at all. 

I wish I could be like either of them and hear normal things 

Or absolutely nothing at all. 


But…I hear different things.

Things that shouldn’t talk but do. 

Like the earth, the trees, and the river.

It sounds crazy, I know, but it’s true.


I hear the trees whisper of ages long gone,

I hear the stream giggling about merry children,

I hear the earth groaning about the state of the world

And how it wished things were like Eden.


But I also hear another thing speak

Its voice shakes me to my core,

The blood of innocents crying 

To the Maker to exact justice on the evildoers it abhors.


Such is the nature of this gift

Which I bear with gladness and sorrow.

How the gift will serve me or others

I can only hope to know on the morrow.

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