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I Have a Bad Sneeze

I have a bad sneeze It won’t go away. I have it every hour, I have it every day. I sneeze so loud The ground trembles and shakes. I sneeze so loud People think there are earthquakes. I sneeze so loud, People think I’m ill. They say “Take more vitamins Either gummies or pills.” Though I sneeze so loud The doctors would always say “You are perfectly healthy. Over time it will go away.” But that was a two years ago And my sneeze is still here I wait for the day it stops But it might not, I fear. I told one of my close friends About my horrible plight. He said, “I have an idea; Go see the woodland sprite.” “She might be able to help you, Get rid of that silly sneeze. Just go to the Frolicking Forest, From there, the cure will be a breeze.” I thought the whole thing silly. Surely he wasn’t serious. A woodland sprite in the forest? Surely, my friend was delirious! But my friend wasn’t joking, And said it was what I had to do. So I went to the Frolicking Forest To see if his advice was true. ...

Venatus and the Indoor Prison II

 

The darkness dissipated; his vision cleared. But what he saw made him wish his vision didn’t clear at all. There were other flies on the ground, unmoving. Lifeless. Dust clung to them. A shiver went down his spine. Was he in a graveyard?

But there was movement nearby, another bug. A fly was looking down at him. He seemed…impressed. “So you are alive.”

Venatus tried to get up, but he couldn’t. Not yet. His head still throbbed with pain. “W-where am I?”

“Relax. We’re underneath the couch. You’re safe. Well, safer. Not to mention very lucky.”

He tried to get up but winced. His whole body ached.

“It’ll take a while for the pain to wear off,” the fly said.

“Who are you?”

“Name’s Buster. And you are?”

“Venatus.”

“Venatus? What kind of name is that?”

Venatus wasn’t in the mood to answer. He slowly stood up. “What happened?”

“The human hit you with a fly swatter.”

“A what?”

“You know, that stick weapon with the big flat plastic at the end of it.”

His memory flooded back. He had been hit with the stick—fly swatter—and it nearly killed him. Fly swatter was an extremely accurate name for an extremely terrible weapon.

“They’ve got at least three of those,” Buster went on. “They use them more often now because it’s fly season. They love killing flies, especially when they’re at the windows. That was pretty dumb by the way. Going to the window. You basically cornered yourself. Not to mention you got Window Madness.”

Window Madness? “I didn’t know there was an invisible force field there.”

“Force field? That wasn’t—”

Bang!

Buster grimaced. “Sounds like he’s still at it.”

Bang bang bang!

“He sounds angry,” Venatus said.

“A fly must’ve landed in his food. When flies land on the food the humans are still eating, they get really mad. Really really mad. I guess it’s because they’re hungry.”

Venatus swallowed. He didn’t think that landing on a sandwich would cause the humans to go into a rage. Now he was killing flies left and right.

Buster must’ve read his mind. “Don’t blame yourself too harshly. It was bound to happen one way or another. It always happens. The humans may feel lazy and allow the flies to stick around for a day or two. But eventually the humans get impatient, and then—”

Bang!

“—they’re dead. Now, where was I? Oh yeah. The windows. They have this stuff called—” he stopped when he saw Venatus wobble. “You know what, I’ll explain later. You just rest for a while. There’s no hurry.” He gestured to the dead flies. “Humans aren’t coming here anytime soon.”

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