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Catch the turkeys, Before they get away! We need to cook them For Thanksgiving day! Get your nets, Grab your rifles If we hurry now We can catch them without trifles. Hide in the bushes Hide behind the trees If we get the jump on them We can catch them with ease. Stay very quiet Don’t make a sound. The turkeys are getting closer, They’re coming around. Get your nets ready And your rifles too. On the count of three, now. One, two– Bang! Great job! You got ‘em! Now get your sacks And let’s all bag them! It will be great to show off The fat turkeys we’re bringing. Let’s have a delicious dinner And a Happy Thanksgiving!
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Short Story: My Little Brother's Stories


This short story is inspired by a story my little brother told me.

My Little Brother's Stories
Sometimes my little brother tells me the craziest stories. 
One day, he walked up to me and said, "Jack, Jessy (our sister) hit me with a pillow and killed me. I had to be rushed to the ER and had to be revived by one of those paddle things."
"You mean a defibrillator?" I asked.
"Yeah, those."
"That's interesting. So, how do you plan on paying the hospital bills?"
"I already paid the bills."
"You did?"
"Yeah."
"How'd you manage that?"
"It was easy really. I just put the bills under your name."

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