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Stupid Stinky Gerbil

I am a beautiful and wonderful cat, No other animal compares to me. Everyone in my house knows that. It’s so clear to see. Other animals wish they were me. I am the queen of this kingdom And I vanquish all my foes, The rodents that used to trespass my domain Are all dead and gone, as everyone knows. And now what I say goes. I get all the attention I get all the catnip and treats I get all the pets and scratches I get all the best spots on cozy seats. I get everything, my life’s complete. But one day, while I dream away Laying in a warm sun spot An enemy invades my kingdom. I wake up and see what the humans brought. I am disgusted by what they bought. The humans call it an “adorable gerbil.” But it’s obviously a rodent, can’t you see? Rodents are our sworn enemy. What is this insanity? What have you humans done to me? Now those silly children who used to serve me Try playing Wordle with the stupid gerbil. Those children would be better off Playing Wordle with a silly turtle Not a stupid...

Micro Story: Stranded


“This is all your fault!” Daisy fumed.

“My fault? You’re the one who wanted to come up here so badly,” Jack said.
“But you’re the one who lied about knowing how to fly a plane!”
“I do know how to fly a plane; I just wasn’t quite sure how to land.”
“And now the plane is totaled and we’re stuck up here on this floating island for who knows how long!”
Jack walked near the edge of the island and looked down at the other floating chunk of land that had their house on it.
“Dad will notice we’re gone soon, then he’ll get his other plane and find us.”
Daisy sighed. “And then he’ll kill us. Thanks, that makes me feel a lot better.”


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