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Stupid Stinky Gerbil

I am a beautiful and wonderful cat, No other animal compares to me. Everyone in my house knows that. It’s so clear to see. Other animals wish they were me. I am the queen of this kingdom And I vanquish all my foes, The rodents that used to trespass my domain Are all dead and gone, as everyone knows. And now what I say goes. I get all the attention I get all the catnip and treats I get all the pets and scratches I get all the best spots on cozy seats. I get everything, my life’s complete. But one day, while I dream away Laying in a warm sun spot An enemy invades my kingdom. I wake up and see what the humans brought. I am disgusted by what they bought. The humans call it an “adorable gerbil.” But it’s obviously a rodent, can’t you see? Rodents are our sworn enemy. What is this insanity? What have you humans done to me? Now those silly children who used to serve me Try playing Wordle with the stupid gerbil. Those children would be better off Playing Wordle with a silly turtle Not a stupid...

Song of the Fairy Warrior

Born in hate, 

Raised in love,

I became a warrior, 

Yearning to shed blood.


To fight with power, 

With spear in hand,

I knew my destiny 

Was to kill every man


Who dared to hurt me,

Or those who were helpless. 

That was my task

As a warrior, selfless. 


I was weak before,

Now I am not.

I know how to fight.

I will never be caught


Again by vile beings

Who wish me harm.

I will use my spear 

To kill and disarm.


I am small

But I am not weak.

I am tough

Though I am meek.


I am fast.

I am agile.

Enemies beware,

Fight me at your peril.

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