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Many Ways to Kill Gnats
There are many ways to kill gnats
It is not very hard to do
Just set out a nice, sinister trap
And they’ll stop pestering you.
You can put a banana in the oven,
Open the oven a smidgen,
Close it and turn up the heat
After letting the gnats fly in.
As they shrivel up and die
Of heat stroke and dehydration,
Watch as they give their inaudible cries
Of pain in their desecration.
Or put a pot on your stove,
And put in pasta or peas,
Then when many gnats land on it to feast
Slam the lid on and be at ease.
Turn on the eye,
Watch those pesky gnats strain
To desperately escape,
Their agony and pain.
You can set out a small cup of vinegar
And put a sticky fly trap above it,
Let the gnats gather round the vinegar
They do really love it.
Some will land on the sticky fly trap,
And find themselves in a pickle,
They will try to get free to no avail
No matter how much they wiggle.
The others will be intoxicated
By the tangy vinegar they smelled
And one by one fall in and drown
Their thirst now eternally quelled.
There are many ways to kill gnats
All it takes is some imagination
And a strong will to end the gnats
Who cause feelings of consternation.
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