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50 Villain Dialogue Prompts

Need some ideas for writing your villains? Here are fifty villain dialogue prompts for you to use! 1. “Look, we both know only one of us is getting out of here alive. So why don’t you make this easier for the both of us and drop that silly weapon.” 2. “You know what’s funny? You rebel leaders always make the same rallying speech, and your skirmishes always end the same way; in defeat.” 3. “I suppose you want me to apologize. Fine. I’m sorry you’re an idiot.” 4. “Aw, isn’t that cute. You’ve come to save your friends. You’re too late, buddy.” 5. “It’s a shame we’re not on the same side. We would have been great friends.” 6. “You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet. You of all people should know that.” 7. “Now, now, don’t get so uptight. I’m going to hurt them…yet.” 8. “I used to have friends when I was your age. I kinda miss them. Maybe I should have let a few of them live.” 9. “Dang. I’ve been so focused on capturing you guys to lure your friend here and kill him, I didn’t even t...
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My Cat Robbed a Bank

My cat robbed a bank last night, and it was all over the news.

I was sitting on my couch watching The Lord of the Rings when, at the corner of my eye, I saw my black feline, with a devious sparkle in his green eyes, go through the doggy door. I didn’t think anything of it. Although looking back, this sparkle was more devious than usual. Then I heard a loud screech of a car speeding past my house. I had assumed it was just a stupid person at the wheel.

When I awoke the next morning and flipped the TV to the local news, I saw a video of cats storming a bank and then throwing what the reporter said were catnip smoke bombs. The catnip smoke bombs clouded everyone’s vision, while the cats somehow opened the vault and stole the cash. The news also showed footage of the cats in my neighbor’s silver van driving crazily out of the bank’s parking lot and speeding through the streets, screeching as they made crazy turns. That must have been the screeching I heard last night. My black cat had his paws on the wheel! He was the getaway driver! He swerved past cars and ran through stop lights as police cars were in hot pursuit!

I guess that’s what I get for adopting a cat named Bandit.


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