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Stupid Stinky Gerbil

I am a beautiful and wonderful cat, No other animal compares to me. Everyone in my house knows that. It’s so clear to see. Other animals wish they were me. I am the queen of this kingdom And I vanquish all my foes, The rodents that used to trespass my domain Are all dead and gone, as everyone knows. And now what I say goes. I get all the attention I get all the catnip and treats I get all the pets and scratches I get all the best spots on cozy seats. I get everything, my life’s complete. But one day, while I dream away Laying in a warm sun spot An enemy invades my kingdom. I wake up and see what the humans brought. I am disgusted by what they bought. The humans call it an “adorable gerbil.” But it’s obviously a rodent, can’t you see? Rodents are our sworn enemy. What is this insanity? What have you humans done to me? Now those silly children who used to serve me Try playing Wordle with the stupid gerbil. Those children would be better off Playing Wordle with a silly turtle Not a stupid...

Trip to the Beach


We went to two beaches a couple of days ago. The first beach was alright, but it had a small wall at the shoreline, so we went to another one. I thought it would be warm at the beach, but it was actually a bit cold, too cold to wear shorts. It was nice to record the ocean waves and the birds. I think we would have stayed longer if it were warmer out, but I enjoyed our trip. I enjoy the journey to a place almost as much as being at the destination, and it was nice to be out of the house.

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