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50 Villain Dialogue Prompts

Need some ideas for writing your villains? Here are fifty villain dialogue prompts for you to use! 1. “Look, we both know only one of us is getting out of here alive. So why don’t you make this easier for the both of us and drop that silly weapon.” 2. “You know what’s funny? You rebel leaders always make the same rallying speech, and your skirmishes always end the same way; in defeat.” 3. “I suppose you want me to apologize. Fine. I’m sorry you’re an idiot.” 4. “Aw, isn’t that cute. You’ve come to save your friends. You’re too late, buddy.” 5. “It’s a shame we’re not on the same side. We would have been great friends.” 6. “You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet. You of all people should know that.” 7. “Now, now, don’t get so uptight. I’m going to hurt them…yet.” 8. “I used to have friends when I was your age. I kinda miss them. Maybe I should have let a few of them live.” 9. “Dang. I’ve been so focused on capturing you guys to lure your friend here and kill him, I didn’t even t...

Blood Red Bananas: Drabble

The bananas here used to be yellow once upon a time. Now they’re blood red. Nobody is quite sure why. Maybe it was because of a lab explosion that happened a few months ago, its chemicals toxifying the rain and falling onto the bananas. Maybe it was because of an invasive species of earthworms that had somehow burrowed themselves into the soil and made the banana groves their home. Or maybe it was because Grandma painted them red herself because valentine’s day was coming, and she insisted the bananas looked prettier that way. I have a hunch it’s the latter.

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