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Stupid Stinky Gerbil

I am a beautiful and wonderful cat, No other animal compares to me. Everyone in my house knows that. It’s so clear to see. Other animals wish they were me. I am the queen of this kingdom And I vanquish all my foes, The rodents that used to trespass my domain Are all dead and gone, as everyone knows. And now what I say goes. I get all the attention I get all the catnip and treats I get all the pets and scratches I get all the best spots on cozy seats. I get everything, my life’s complete. But one day, while I dream away Laying in a warm sun spot An enemy invades my kingdom. I wake up and see what the humans brought. I am disgusted by what they bought. The humans call it an “adorable gerbil.” But it’s obviously a rodent, can’t you see? Rodents are our sworn enemy. What is this insanity? What have you humans done to me? Now those silly children who used to serve me Try playing Wordle with the stupid gerbil. Those children would be better off Playing Wordle with a silly turtle Not a stupid...

Cake and Ice Cream's Party

“What event is this again?” Cake asked. 
“Some kind of party,” replied Ice Cream. 
“I’m glad the lady invited us,” Cake said. 
A lady had sat them on the table and yelled. Kids came running, laughing, and screaming. They were elated over Cake and Ice Cream and said they looked “delicious.” Cake guessed it meant he was good-looking, and he liked that compliment. Although, he wondered why the lady put candles on his head. An off-key song was sung, and one little girl blew out Cake’s candles. A knife approached Cake, looming above him. 
“Uh, Ice Cream, what’s happening?!”

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