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I have my reasons For not doing things I have to do. They are all extremely good reasons. I promise that this is true! I will present you with a few examples Just so you don’t scoff at me. When I explain, everything will become clear. Just wait and see! The reason I have yet to reschedule My next dentist appointment Is that I had to run to the potion shop And buy some dragon-burn ointment. The reason I have yet to read All the books that I bought last week Is that I had to go to the Mystic Mountain And climb up to its very peak. The reason I have yet to write That book I’ve been meaning to publish Is that I had to help negotiate peace Between the Unicorn Sharks and the Blubfish. The reason I have yet to study For my Historical History exam Is that I was ordered by the Fairy Queen To make tons of Magic Mooseberry Jam. The reason I have yet to report My findings on the Great Ruins of Pizzazz Is that I had to confront these bumbling bumblebees And teach them the proper way to play jazz. T...

No. 2's Plight



No. 2 lay on his side next to the others. It would be his turn after the other one was finished. He was not looking forward to it. He would probably be trembling in fear or try to roll away if he were able to move. But he couldn’t. He had to stay there and listen to the machine’s grinding and scraping of wood against metal, waiting for the next victim. One of the others in the group probably read his fear, for he said, “Don’t worry, it doesn’t hurt at all.” Then No. 2 was lifted by a large hand and his head was stuck inside the circular hole of the contraption. He waited to feel pain. He was turned around and around against the metal and plastic, and to his surprise, it really didn’t hurt. The other No. 2 was right. Soon he was sat back on the table along with the shaven No. 2’s. “You’re looking pretty sharp,” one of them said. No. 2 beamed. He liked his new sharpened lead. His pencil friends were right, he did need a shave.




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