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Stupid Stinky Gerbil

I am a beautiful and wonderful cat, No other animal compares to me. Everyone in my house knows that. It’s so clear to see. Other animals wish they were me. I am the queen of this kingdom And I vanquish all my foes, The rodents that used to trespass my domain Are all dead and gone, as everyone knows. And now what I say goes. I get all the attention I get all the catnip and treats I get all the pets and scratches I get all the best spots on cozy seats. I get everything, my life’s complete. But one day, while I dream away Laying in a warm sun spot An enemy invades my kingdom. I wake up and see what the humans brought. I am disgusted by what they bought. The humans call it an “adorable gerbil.” But it’s obviously a rodent, can’t you see? Rodents are our sworn enemy. What is this insanity? What have you humans done to me? Now those silly children who used to serve me Try playing Wordle with the stupid gerbil. Those children would be better off Playing Wordle with a silly turtle Not a stupid...

The Bear and the Apple Tree

Once, a bear found an apple tree

With apples gold and red.

He ate these apples eagerly

“This tree shall be mine,” he said.


Every day and every night

He watched his precious fruit

Scaring squirrels, birds, and other creatures

Who would dare steal his loot.


But as the days went on

His mouth became dry

And he yearned to drink water

From the river called Buckeye.


But he dared not leave his tree,

For he thought with displeasure,

That the greedy animals would steal

His delicious, fruity treasure.


So, he guarded the tree for a month,

Remaining in the same place

And soon, he slept forever

At the apple tree’s base.


A few weeks after

The bear’s eternal slumber

Squirrels, birds, and other animals

Ate the bear’s apple plunder.


The critters left apple cores

Lying on the ground.

Years later, seeds sprouted,

And more apple trees began to abound.


Now all the forest creatures had apples,

Even more than they needed,

Except for the bear who tried to hoard them all

And had not succeeded.

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