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Two Old Women: Book Review

One day, I was browsing the bookshelves of my local library looking for something interesting to read. There’s one particular shelf in an adult section of the library that I like to browse all the time, and it’s one that has books of myth, folklore, and fairytales . I eventually found a book that I had never heard of or read before; Two Old Women . Two Old Women is a book written by Velma Wallis . It is an Alaskan legend of the Gwich’in people that Wallis’s mother told her after they had finished collecting firewood (p. xi). According to Wallis, her mother had told her this story because of an earlier conversation they had while collecting firewood (p. X.) Wallis was amazed by the fact that her mother still collected her own firewood despite being in her early fifties, and despite the work being physically difficult for her (p. xii) According to Wallis, the elders amongst her people would work until they couldn’t move or until they died (p. xii). After talking about these things, her ...

An Apple a Day

An apple a day

Keeps the doctor away

So they say.

 

What would two apples do?

“Two apples a day

Must keep two doctors away,”

Thought Mary May.

 

Mary May

Took two apples a day

To keep two doctors away.

 

What about three?

“Three apples a day

Must keep three doctors away,”

Thought Mary May

 

Mary May

Took three apples a day.

Three apples a day

To keep the sickness at bay.

 

What would four apples do?

“Four apples a day

Must keep four doctors away,”

Thought Mary May.

 

Mary May

Took four apples a day.

Four apples a day

To keep the sickness at bay.

 

What about five?

“Five apples a day

Must keep five doctors away,”

Thought Mary May.

 

Mary May

Took five apples a day.

Five apples a day

To keep the sickness at bay.

 

“I feel unwell,”

Said poor Mary May

The very next day.


She went to the doctor to say,

“I took five apples a day

To keep five doctors away.

Five apples a day

To keep the sickness at bay.”

 

“No wonder you’re unwell,”

The doctor did say.

“Too many apples a day,

Will not keep the doctor away.

You have constipation Ms. Mary May.”

 

The doctor gave medicine to Mary May,

“Take two and call me Monday.”

Soon, old Mary May

Was sent on her way.

 

“I will not eat five apples a day

To keep five doctors away,”

Said poor Mary May.

“I will eat five scoops of ice cream a day,

“Five scoops a day

To keep the pain away.”

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