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Stupid Stinky Gerbil

I am a beautiful and wonderful cat, No other animal compares to me. Everyone in my house knows that. It’s so clear to see. Other animals wish they were me. I am the queen of this kingdom And I vanquish all my foes, The rodents that used to trespass my domain Are all dead and gone, as everyone knows. And now what I say goes. I get all the attention I get all the catnip and treats I get all the pets and scratches I get all the best spots on cozy seats. I get everything, my life’s complete. But one day, while I dream away Laying in a warm sun spot An enemy invades my kingdom. I wake up and see what the humans brought. I am disgusted by what they bought. The humans call it an “adorable gerbil.” But it’s obviously a rodent, can’t you see? Rodents are our sworn enemy. What is this insanity? What have you humans done to me? Now those silly children who used to serve me Try playing Wordle with the stupid gerbil. Those children would be better off Playing Wordle with a silly turtle Not a stupid...

The Three Brothers and the Flower Seeds

Once upon a time, there were three brothers who lived in a cottage atop a hill with their mother and father. Their parents were gardeners, and they grew all kinds of fruits, vegetables, and flowers. After watching their parents grow all these wonderful plants, the boys wanted to grow something too. So their parents gave each one of them a flower seed and told them how to grow them.

“Plant it in fertile ground where there is enough sun, water it every day, except on rainy days, pray, and wait,” their parents told them.

Each brother found a fertile spot for their seeds and planted them.

The first brother did what he was told on the first day, but he didn’t water the flower or pray for it on the second or third day. When he came back on the fourth day, he was disappointed that the flower had not grown. “It isn’t growing,” he said. “Mom and Dad’s advice mustn’t be working.” He went on to do other things and forgot about the flower seed.

The second brother watered and prayed for his flower every day for three days. When the flower did not sprout on the fourth day, he was disappointed and said, “This flower isn’t growing. What I’m doing must not be working for this seed. Maybe the seed is bad.” He went on to do other things and decided he would ask his parents for another seed.

The third brother watered the flower every day for three days, and when the flower did not sprout, he was disappointed. “Why hasn’t it grown yet?” he wondered. He kept watering it for three more days, but it still didn’t sprout. Frustrated, the third boy asked, “God, why isn’t this flower growing?”

“It is growing,” God said. “It is taking root as we speak. You just can’t see the roots growing from below the ground as I can. Keep doing what your parents told you to do and wait. You will see.”

So the third brother did. He watered the seed every day (except on the rainy days), prayed, and waited. When he checked the spot where he planted the seed on the fourteenth day, he jumped with delight and praised God. His flower had finally sprouted.

The first two brothers were surprised. Their parents’ advice was working after all.

Three weeks later, the third brother’s sprout blossomed into a beautiful golden flower, which the whole family admired. And the third brother praised God all the more for it.

THE END

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