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Stupid Stinky Gerbil

I am a beautiful and wonderful cat, No other animal compares to me. Everyone in my house knows that. It’s so clear to see. Other animals wish they were me. I am the queen of this kingdom And I vanquish all my foes, The rodents that used to trespass my domain Are all dead and gone, as everyone knows. And now what I say goes. I get all the attention I get all the catnip and treats I get all the pets and scratches I get all the best spots on cozy seats. I get everything, my life’s complete. But one day, while I dream away Laying in a warm sun spot An enemy invades my kingdom. I wake up and see what the humans brought. I am disgusted by what they bought. The humans call it an “adorable gerbil.” But it’s obviously a rodent, can’t you see? Rodents are our sworn enemy. What is this insanity? What have you humans done to me? Now those silly children who used to serve me Try playing Wordle with the stupid gerbil. Those children would be better off Playing Wordle with a silly turtle Not a stupid...

Trip to North Carolina Part 2: Tennessee Visit


The day after making it to our cabin, we went to The Island in Pigeon Forge amusement park in Tennessee. The first place we went to was the Master's Edition Fine Art Gallery, which had beautiful paintings. We visited other shops as well, including a candy shop where we all got ice cream. My siblings played laser tag, and sometime after that, we went to an arcade. I only played the Skee-ball game while we were there, but my siblings played that and other games too. My sister tried to win a toy from the claw machine, and she almost got the toy she wanted. Unfortunately, as the claw was lifting up the toy, the toy slipped out of its grasp. However, she was able to win some tickets from a different claw machine, which I believe she used to get slime. It was nice to explore The Island in Pigeon Forge and take pictures and videos there.

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