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Stupid Stinky Gerbil

I am a beautiful and wonderful cat, No other animal compares to me. Everyone in my house knows that. It’s so clear to see. Other animals wish they were me. I am the queen of this kingdom And I vanquish all my foes, The rodents that used to trespass my domain Are all dead and gone, as everyone knows. And now what I say goes. I get all the attention I get all the catnip and treats I get all the pets and scratches I get all the best spots on cozy seats. I get everything, my life’s complete. But one day, while I dream away Laying in a warm sun spot An enemy invades my kingdom. I wake up and see what the humans brought. I am disgusted by what they bought. The humans call it an “adorable gerbil.” But it’s obviously a rodent, can’t you see? Rodents are our sworn enemy. What is this insanity? What have you humans done to me? Now those silly children who used to serve me Try playing Wordle with the stupid gerbil. Those children would be better off Playing Wordle with a silly turtle Not a stupid...

Drabble: Stick's New World

Stick gazed at what was happening. He had appeared atop a green hill. All around him, flowers spontaneously appeared out of thin air. A sun swirled into being in the blue sky and started radiating sunbeams. Clouds began hovering above him. Two black squiggly birds flew over him. Wonderful.

Suddenly, the sun vanished! White space was in its stead. The whiteness devoured the clouds, sky, birds, hills and flowers, and it was about to devour him! He wanted to get away! But the white devourer was upon him!

Miriam erased the stick figure. That drawing was terrible! She’d start over.

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